Unless someone dies, it isn't much of a birthday party. Maybe that's just my WT upbringing talking.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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New Magazine says birthdays will kill you
by RayPublisher innew july 2013 awake says this on page 3:.
"there is a 14 percent greater probability that a person over 60 years of age will die on his birthday rather than on other days.".
wow, they have now proven that birthdays are pagan and not fit for christians!.
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New Magazine says birthdays will kill you
by RayPublisher innew july 2013 awake says this on page 3:.
"there is a 14 percent greater probability that a person over 60 years of age will die on his birthday rather than on other days.".
wow, they have now proven that birthdays are pagan and not fit for christians!.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
What about the increased risk of death from engaging in sexual activity? Granted, I'm still rather new at being "worldly", but wouldn't your b'day be one of the primary days of the year to get laid?
14% greater probability of dying in the arms of a lover with birthday cake and booze on your breath. It doesn't sound so bad to me as a way to go when I'm over 60. It would be the probability of falling down a flight of stairs to my death at a WT Discrap Crapvention arena that would be a terrible waste.
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just arrived here...
by sylvlef inhi all.. i'm a newbie from paris, france.
so please forgive my english grammar, it might be some times...improper.
27, got baptised at 16 (for a girl...i never had).
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
" told my wife i did not want to be JW anymore... said that in that case we should split up"
I wonder why JWs have such a terrible reputation in France for breaking up marriages?
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DC invite
by turtleturtle inhas anyone seen the district convention invitation.
guess who's on the front page?
yep, a gb member.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"Guy Pierce on the back cover. Yay!"
Maybe they're hoping for a positive reaction from Grandpa Munster fans.
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just arrived here...
by sylvlef inhi all.. i'm a newbie from paris, france.
so please forgive my english grammar, it might be some times...improper.
27, got baptised at 16 (for a girl...i never had).
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Welcome!
"So please forgive my English grammar, it might be some times...improper"
Don't worry about English grammar. Compared to the seriousness with which French grammar is policed, English grammar is nonexistant.
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Hooray for me!
by stillin incleaning house and chunking out i useless trash today.
guess what went into the trash?
that's right, about ten years worth of magazines, all wt that i truthfully admitted to myself i never look at, and if i did it would be on the cdrom program.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
As of the nulite on the FDS being the GB, all that stuff is just "old light" and "apostate" anyway.
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HOT OFF THE PRESS: ZO talk in Japan
by WinstonSmith inthis is literally hot off the press as in from about half an hour ago.. we have a friend from nz (who is wavering and knows our situation) and he is on holiday in japan at the moment.
today there was a zone overseer talk that he went to in nagoya (southern japan) and it has just finished up.
straight after the song and still in the stadium he emailed us the info below.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"When people at the doors reject us and the food from the Faithful and Discreet Slave, they are rejecting Jesus and Jehovah."
I just rolled my eyes so hard I bruised my corneas.
Why would the Japanese care about Jesus and Jehovah? Other religions are as valid as, or more valid than Christianity in their country. Some guy that never wrote a word died two thousand years ago in a Middle Eastern city smaller than many Japanese cities should impress them why? So too, why would they care about the FDS?
Imagine a Japanese religio-publishing corporation coming to America or Europe and saying that when people reject the leadership of the Japanese emperor, they are rejecting the dieties and nature. The collective response would be, "yeah, so?"
"Glad Chris Mavor is getting to travel. He has worked in the executive offices for years and plays French horn in the WT orchestra. Really nice guy. It's about time he gets some perks. IMO he's too smart not to have awakened, but like so many, his gig with WT is more appealing than what would be available to him on the outside."
Chris' wife Susan gave up a rising career in opera for "da troof". She's interviewed on the second "Young People Axe" video. Such a waste of her talent to sing Botchtower Maladies.
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I apologize, and will .
by talesin ini apologise for not replying to pm's from the past couple of days ... pain and dealing with it has made me a 'bad' correspondent ..... .
tomorrow, sunday, i'm gonna check my msgs and get back to you .. i'm sorry!.
with much love,.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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Hang in there! I know this would cheer up Mouthy, I hope it works for you, too !!!
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New understanding of the GB/FDS
by Awakened at Gilead inhahahaha!!!
i predicted this 4 years ago!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzyjca1-q60.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Hey man!
You're a true prophet.
I suspect that the massive increases in the number of partakers helped them to decide to make if official that only the GB is the FDS. But it really complicates their historical timeline of WT since the GB is a construct of the 1970s, and not dating back to 1914. Once again they have to get out the smoke and mirrors and rewrite history to fit their teachings.
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Witness Claims He Was Fired After Xmas
by Bangalore inwitness claims he was fired after xmas.http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/04/17/56756.htm.
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bangalore.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
He lost the job because he refused to do the job. A cake decorator who refuses to decorate cakes for religious reasons? Why would he take such a job in the first place? If he won't decorate Christmas cakes, what about Easter, Halloween, Birthday cakes, etc? Will he refuse to decorate a same-sex wedding cake? What part of the job WILL he do? When do JWs ever purchase decorated cakes? Aren't wedding cakes rooted in paganism? Wouldn't a graduation cake be an unacceptable "worldly celebration" of Satanic, secular education? Jesus never miraculously provided cake at any time, he stuck to bread and fish!
It's one thing to say, "I'm being harassed because of my religion," if he was fired for refusing to attend the company Christmas party. It's something entirely different to say, after you've been hired, "I refuse to do many parts of my job because it's against my religion." So the business must keep this slacker on the payroll and hire another person to do his work?